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thebitterguy ([personal profile] thebitterguy) wrote2008-07-15 01:51 pm
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Bang Bang, I shot them down.

So, yah, Gabe tagged me with the Zombie meme. You're in a mall, there are zombies. Pick your music, your partner, and your hardware.

So, I go in opposite direction.

Gun: Gunzzzzz. I get General George S. Patton's ivory handled revolvers ("Only a New Orleans pimp would carry a pearl handled gun!"), a .45 and a .357 Magnum. They are truly mighty, in terms of being the archetypical sidearm. Sure, you run the risk of running out of ammo. But I lack the upper body strength to swing a shaolin spade for too long.

Guy: Untouchable George Stone, as portrayed by Andy Garcia. Seriously, remember the scene in the train station? I got 'em, indeed! Pow!

Toonz: Because I am predictable and and boring, Ace of Spades by Motorhead.

I tag YOU, true believer.
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[identity profile] tfbretz.livejournal.com 2008-07-15 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Hardware: Good word that. I grab a twelve foot long tree pruning saw. I'm pretty decent with a polearm and if I can take their heads off from a bit of a distance, all the better.

Partner: Lemmy. Pretty much my default for any situation that might involve hostilities.

Music: Black Flag, "Rise Above"

[identity profile] rodshark.livejournal.com 2008-07-15 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Weapon: Shotgun, 12 gauge smith and wesson autoloader (preferable with a drum clip). Even if it runs out of ammo it still makes for a hell of a club.

Partner: Ash Williams... who else would you ever call when you are dealing with a horde of the undead?

Song: "Call to Arms" by Manowar or "O Fortuna" by Carmina Burana

[identity profile] indefatigable42.livejournal.com 2008-07-15 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Hardware: naginata (http://www.naginata.org/background.html).

Partner: this one changes every time I fill out the meme. Maybe it was the retro video games panel that I didn't even attend this weekend that made me remember her, but I would like to have Rydia of Mist (http://www.fflegacy.com/ff4/rydia.shtml) at my back if I'm going to be the fighter-class.

Music: Salva Nos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYuNl4IAf54) (Noir OST).

[identity profile] spross.livejournal.com 2008-07-15 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Gun: I'd have to go for one of those Auto Combat Shotguns, with the big ammo drums. There are sooo many fun types of shotgun shells you can get.

Guy: Ash from Army of Darkness. Dude's got a chainsaw on his arm. Need I say more?

Music: I'm thinking either Heavy Metal (Takin' a Ride) by Don Felder, or Mob Rules by Black Sabbath.

[identity profile] doccross.livejournal.com 2008-07-16 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Gun: Remember the minigun that Jesse Ventura used in "Predator"? Yeah, that...and a pair of .44 magnums.

Partner: Ellen Ripley. Why would I want some dude as a partner when I could have a tough as nails hottie?

Music: "Rock & Roll" by Led Zeppelin
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[personal profile] thebitterguy 2008-07-16 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
That's a popular pick for firearm. And Ash is a popular wingman.
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[personal profile] thebitterguy 2008-07-16 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Nice pick of hardware. I'll beat a Scadian would be handy to have in this situation.

For a second there, I thought that you had picked a Black Flag cover of a Rankin Family song.
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[personal profile] thebitterguy 2008-07-16 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Shotguns are a popular choice. As is Ash.
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[personal profile] thebitterguy 2008-07-16 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Polearms are a good item, at least for melee weapons.
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[personal profile] thebitterguy 2008-07-16 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Ripley is an interesting choice. But you'd need a little wagon to carry the minigun's ammo on.

[identity profile] rodshark.livejournal.com 2008-07-16 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Cause she would be a huge distraction and impair your movement. You know how hard it would be to fight zombies with an erection? Especially given Ms Ripley's tendancy to strip down to little cotten tank tops and tiny panties after a battle.

And of course you know the second you get intimate some zombie will show up and attack you with your pants down. *lol*

[identity profile] indefatigable42.livejournal.com 2008-07-16 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
A polearm with a blade on the end is good for decapitating without getting close enough to be scratched or bitten.
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[personal profile] thebitterguy 2008-07-16 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm sure he knows enough not to get intimate in a horror movie setting. That's the kiss of death!
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