ext_76094 ([identity profile] athelind.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] thebitterguy 2008-01-15 06:39 pm (UTC)

In the first bout, Dracula's not even a contender. Saruman and Dooku are about evenly matched in the Toss People Around Telekinetically sweepstakes, but Dooku has all that wire-fu going for him, PLUS Force Lightning, PLUS -- and this is the Decider -- a LIGHTSABRE. What's Saruman gonna do, parry the 'sabre with his STICK?

In the second bout, Lecter wins. Dracula always loses, Lecter always wins. It's inherent in their nature.

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