thebitterguy

So, someone asked (possibly my wife). What would it take The Bitter Guy to see Bridget Jones 2?

A bit of re-casting. And some plot editing.

First off, the part of Marc Darcy would have to be re-cast from Colin Firth to Jean Claude Van Damme.

And the film, instead of detailing Bridget's various life stories, would instead be about how Marc Darcy hunts down and kills Hugh Grant's character.

And there would be shoot fighting involved. Possibly with glass glued to people's fists.

And then I'd go see Bridget Jones 2.