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18:17 Insulation's in, and the wife and I relaxed and played some Rick Band. We will do planting and playing for the remainder of the week. #
20:47 Things I did not say this morning when I woke up: I really hope I see Jason Segel's penis today. #
21:38 Am I falling in love with Amy Adams? It's possible. #
22:48 Someone turn off Hornswoggle's mic. #
01:23 L'esprit du Escalier just hit. "Sorry, Pete, but I have to interview a porn star that night." #
01:24 My cat snores like a wookie. #
09:47 Home energy inspection today. I would have prefered to sleep in another hour or three. #
11:02 I love these quaint ethnic festivals, but sometimes you have to wonder if they even remember they live in Canada now. #
12:04 I keep waiting for King Silas to call his cabinet members cocksucking motherfuckers. #