thebitterguy

Because I am a lazy bastard: My answers to the 26 questions meme.

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. Yes

2) What was your dream growing up?
A. To be appreciated

3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. To get people to listen to me.

4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. A ceaser

5) Favorite vegetable?
A. Carrots

6) What was the last book you read?
A. Sex, Drugs & Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman

7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Aquarius

8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. No

9) Worst Habit?
A. Nail biting

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. i) Yes! ii) I don't know what you look like, but probably! iii) Maybe, as the car only seats two.

11) What is your favorite sport?
A. Pro wrestling

12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. I am a grumpy pessimist

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. Gossip.

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. Car accident or falling in love with a woman who didn't love me back

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. I will happily tell the story of every scar on my body.

16) Do you have any pets?
A. Three cats.

17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. i) Start a kettle. ii) Boot up the 360. iii) Call the police

18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A. Insert First Impression HERE.

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. Cute. And sinister.

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. I'd drop 30 pounds

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. I'm a partner in crime with a conscience

22) What color eyes do you have?
A.Brown

23) Ever been arrested?
A. Nope

24) Bottle or can soda?
A. Bottle. Glass bottle.

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Pay off some bills and go to Disneyworld

27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. Comic shop

28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. Nope

29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. Play video games.

30) Do you swear a lot?
A. Like a sailor with tourettes syndrom

31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. People who don't listen the first time.

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Awesome

33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. Yes.

35) Do you believe in God?
A. Yes

36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. Sure.