It's like Christmas! And apparently, his problem is a complete dedication to taking everyone completely seriously, even people who post in livejournals titled "The Bitter Guide to the Bitter Guide." I think he's confused a broken compass for his sarcasm-meter.
It's good to know how important I am to people. How they hang on my every word. Oh, Miss Nova, do tell me mine is prettiest!*
Wait, that made no sense. Feh. I'm really very tired of this, so whaddafuck. I did get to spend a stupid amount of money at Dragon Lady yesterday on my way to game.
That Brave New World 80 page special for a dollar? Rip off (and, once again: DOLLAR). Three half good stories and a few more lame ones, and a final reveal that came as only a mild surprise to anyone who has even a passing familiarity with the original Crisis (which, really, probably excludes, say, comics columnists who didn't start reading until '88, not to name names) and saw the front page.
Civil War continues to be a better read than I'd hoped. I'm cherry picking what to get, this week getting Front Line 2 and ASM. The big reveal of CW 2 gets an aftermath here.
papajoemambo posted a few pages of it, which were interesting. I'm personally disappointed that JJJ didn't have steam venting out of his ears. The villain reactions were brief, but Dr. Ock looked so very, very disappointed. "He was almost my nephew!" his slumped shoulders scream.
Frontline was almost interesting, but even the story fragments we got in it felt padded out. So, SHIELD is recruiting Normal Osborne? That reeks of bullshit. The Speedball story, as well, is painfully bad. The bit with Iron Man contrasted to Ceaser crossing the Rubicon was neat, more interesting than the painfully sincere.
Ultimates 2: 11 just reminded me why I should be getting it as a trade instead of a single. Jesus, didn't I wait four months for this issue? How the hell did Hawkeye get back to the states? At least he has bandaids on his fingers. I mean, the gap between issues could allow them to release an entire miniseries inbetween, and do a quick recap at the end, much like Lost only more morally ambiguous. I swear, next time I skip the issues and get the trade. Fuck 'em.
52: Okay, they win. I'm gonna buy it. This week's felt kind of thin, compared to previously (Where's Egg Fu!? Where's the Legion of Chinese Super Heroes?! Where's Black Adam's Axis of Super Type People Who Do Stuff Proactively? Gimme some more of that!) but was okay. And shouldn't Booster be, oh, looking into the time issue? I think the main problem was that too much of this issue was dedicated to Irons & Luthor, which just aren't as interesting as the other stories.
Action 840: Oh, sweet. Superman takes down Luther, and makes him his bitch. And confirms that he don't put his Kal Hancock on body parts (which is dumb, really. I think that chick was looking for a little Krypto-lovin'. What about babies? Will he sign babies?). Man, I hope the Super-Books continue to be this super. I love Busiek so very, very much.
And I also got #5 in the Y: The Last Man trades. Oh, it just gets better and better. How much better? Ninjas. It was more enjoyable than #4, since the story got to an interesting part.
papajoemambo recommended WE3 to me last weekend, and l picked it up before the Serenity screening. Man, you know, I'm a bit of an animal lover, so that was a great story, even if I did get a little weepy at the end. Not "Rose and Bernard together again" weepy, but misty.
*Comic geek joke. It's funny. Just fuckin' trust me.