thebitterguy: (Default)
So, the Smart to start. Damn, but people like to look at that thing. Seriously, you get a new, say, Civic or other normal car, your co-workers look it over once, give a pat analysis, and that's it. Other people don't even notice it.

This fucker, though, it's like you've grown a second head and are wearing a sandwich board that says "ask me about my new car!" People talk to you in parking lots. People ask you questions in the office. People knock on your window and ask you questions as you're stopped at a red light.

I'm thinking of getting a couple dozen of the business cards, and just handing them off to people. "Here, go to http://www.smart.ca and get all the info you need!"

Failing that, "take a picture, it'll last longer."

A LOT of people are really, really interested in what it costs. Everyone assumes it must cost a mint due to it's precision German engineering. I just tell them the base price and they get real surprised. Everyone also assumes it's short, which it ain't.

I'm looking forward to summer, when the fuel efficiency kicks in full.

The Headblade is also fun. Seriously, if you shave your head, you need one of these puppies (and I know at least three of you DO shave your heads, so no excuses). The shave is so close, the latin ladies at work are calling me El Guapo Pelado.

Actually, they aren't. But everyone does like the shave. If you've thrown off the oppressive locks of hair (hah! Joke!) you owe it to yourself to give it a try. It makes your head gleam like a frickin' supervillain's. I feel like I should wear a white suit jacket and purple pants and have people killed. THAT'S how good a shave this is. Or slap on a purple and green outfit and try to take over the world.

Am also playing w/ Christmas Gift from Snra, KOTOR 2. Differently paced than the first one (you start out as a Jedi, but you don't get a Lightsaber until you've hopped through hoops) but enjoyable. Good plot. I don't know which of my companions I can trust. There's an Influence stat you have with each of them that shows how much they trust you; different influence stats determine which script chains you can enter. Quite cool.
thebitterguy: (Default)
So, last night I'm shaving my head. Instead of using the standard Mach 3 blades, which I'm out of, I'm using an Excel compatible cartridge with three blades.

It's going rather smoothly, until I hit a little snag. I figure "ah, well. I guess I cut myself. It'll be okay". Then I notice that the blade isn't cutting so well.

I take a closer look. The blade's decreased performance is caused by the fact there's a chunk of skin the size of a thumbnail stuck in it.

Yes, Ew.

Snra Bitter is summoned to provide to a task I cannot (look at the top of my own head). It was shallow but long, so we just slapped some disinfectant on it, covered with a bandage, and off to bed.

The Excel three-blade cartridge isn't quite what I need for a head shave. To be honest, it's a bit like razing your scalp with a cheese grater. Ich.

Profile

thebitterguy: (Default)
thebitterguy

December 2022

S M T W T F S
    123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25 26272829 3031

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jun. 7th, 2025 06:34 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios
OSZAR »