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[livejournal.com profile] bradhicks has an interesting post where he talks about Disney princesses. But the creme de la creme is where he talks about how he once sought out the source of eeeevil in a Disney Store:

So once things quieted down, I went into a mild trance, defocused my eyes a little, and let myself wander the aisles without thinking, trying to psychically sense the heart of the evil that I was feeling, the center of it, the most unrelentingly evil object in the store. To my vast surprise, the object that I found in my hands, when I came out of my trance and refocused my eyes, was in fact just exactly that evil.


Here I thought someone had snuck a copy of Mein Kampf or a Rush Limbaugh book onto the shelves. But what was the source of this psychic wound, this pure, palpable menace?

It was a children's story book in the Disney Princess collection


Duh Duh Duhhhhh!

Date: 2007-03-28 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyat.livejournal.com
Pagans are zany, ain't they?

Date: 2007-03-28 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uhlrik.livejournal.com
Like, what else could be the most evil object in any mall?

That. Seriously.

They're worse than the books one finds while playing Call of Cthulhu. The goggles really do nothing.

Date: 2007-03-28 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madmanofprague.livejournal.com
I would think the ominous rays of mall-ness would jam any transmissions from specific evil objects. The fact that he doesn't pull a Scanners while inside there makes me doubt his psychic ability.

Date: 2007-03-29 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uhlrik.livejournal.com
It's kinda like casting Detect Evil from inside Tiamat's stomach.

Date: 2007-03-29 04:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uhlrik.livejournal.com
Put it next to Hot Dog On a Stick and ORange Julius will be drowned out by the pure evil.

Date: 2007-04-01 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uhlrik.livejournal.com
Oh, it is a grave insult to sausages everywhere to use that term for a hot dog, especially one that is on a stick.

They are dark, twisted and, as you say, malevolent mockeries of all that is sausage and all that is food.

Date: 2007-03-31 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crashing-angel.livejournal.com
LOL icon.
That line was the best thing to come from that damned series.

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