This is the most awesome thing ever
Mar. 28th, 2007 12:49 pm![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
So once things quieted down, I went into a mild trance, defocused my eyes a little, and let myself wander the aisles without thinking, trying to psychically sense the heart of the evil that I was feeling, the center of it, the most unrelentingly evil object in the store. To my vast surprise, the object that I found in my hands, when I came out of my trance and refocused my eyes, was in fact just exactly that evil.
Here I thought someone had snuck a copy of Mein Kampf or a Rush Limbaugh book onto the shelves. But what was the source of this psychic wound, this pure, palpable menace?
It was a children's story book in the Disney Princess collection
Duh Duh Duhhhhh!