Hoo'd Win: I hate old white men
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thebitterguyBased on possibly apocryphal statements from Christopher Lee and Anthony Hopkins.
You know who these characters are. Don't deny it.
[Poll #1121660]
p.s. Apologies to CSABA.
You know who these characters are. Don't deny it.
[Poll #1121660]
p.s. Apologies to CSABA.
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Date: 2008-01-15 05:12 pm (UTC)Dracula could have killed the hobbits. The hobbits beat Saruman.
Hannibel Lecter could have taken Van Helsing's group, and they beat Dracula, so Hannibal Lecter could take Dracula.
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Date: 2008-01-15 05:22 pm (UTC)Of course, we always knew he'd be back.
I can't see Hannibal, the supreme intellectual-as-killer, not being able to prey upon Dracula's many weaknesses.
Doug.
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Date: 2008-01-15 06:00 pm (UTC)2) If Dracula drains Dooku, then Dracula can be a Vampire Sith, the implications of which are mind-boggling.
3) If Dracula drains Saruman, then he gains a vast army of Uruk-Hai in addition to controlling wolves, bats, and other creatures of the night. The question isn't can Dracula take Saruman, the question is can Dracula take Sauron, because he's next up the food chain.
4) Hannibal Lector is clever and ruthless and creepy, but he can't turn into smoke or climb sheer walls like Spider-Man, not to mention super strength, a bunch of bloodsucking bride minions, and the ability to suck the life out of someone.
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Date: 2008-01-15 06:29 pm (UTC)I still love those films though.
Doug.
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Date: 2008-01-15 06:51 pm (UTC)The same Dracula that was held in place on a frozen pond by running water and then trapped under ice (cue Metallica song).
Yeah, he's not the most butch of the bloodsuckers.
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Date: 2008-01-15 06:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-16 02:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-15 06:39 pm (UTC)In the second bout, Lecter wins. Dracula always loses, Lecter always wins. It's inherent in their nature.
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Date: 2008-01-16 02:25 pm (UTC)Good call on Lecter V Dracula, too.
Time will tell....
Date: 2008-01-15 07:06 pm (UTC)Having said that, I chose Saruman in the first bout, mainly because I got him and Sauron mixed up AGAIN. Gotta go with Dracula for the second unless he gives Hannibal the chance to talk to him - if he's not quick on the chomping then old Mr Cannibal would probably have him chewing his own veins within 10 minutes, and switching to vegetarianism within 20.
Re: Time will tell....
Date: 2008-01-15 11:19 pm (UTC)SHHHHH!!
They'll make you give back your membership card...
Re: Time will tell....
Date: 2008-01-16 02:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-15 11:17 pm (UTC)*puts white hand on own face*
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Date: 2008-01-16 02:26 pm (UTC)